OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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