just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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