No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
She even gives head with a lisp.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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