sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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