you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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