just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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