Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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