i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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