If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
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