I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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