do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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