Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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