Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Yo dont text me then not text me
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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