why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you would pick up someone in the library
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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