Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
