I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Congratulations! We have a period
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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