nut hugger
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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