She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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