everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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