I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
and she was petting her beer can
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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