I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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