Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
This baby is an asshole
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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