Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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