Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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