I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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