I can tuck mytits in my pants
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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