I am spending my child support on dildos
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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