Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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