My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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