Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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