why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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