and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Semen is not good for contacts.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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