Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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