What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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