my phone cant type all the emotion im having
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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