There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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