And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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