I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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