My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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