It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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