Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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