OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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