Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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