would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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