she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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