S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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