That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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