Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Randomize
