why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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