butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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