i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I will be naked everywhere
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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