Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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