Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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