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You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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