her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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