Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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